Feral Goddess Restorative Balm™
$28.00
Monthly mayhem relief. Cheaper than bail.
When your cycle shows up swinging, this balm shows up to help keep the murderous tendencies at bay.
Feral Goddess Restorative Balm is a rich, herb-infused formula crafted to support menstrual cramp relief and ease general muscle tension. Warm, grounding, and deeply nourishing—made for the days when everything feels a bit feral and you need your body (and your mood) to simmer down.
Why You’ll Love It
Comforts menstrual cramps & muscle soreness
Slow-melting, rich texture that encourages intentional self-care
Herbally powered & supported by essential oils
A soothing ritual that turns “I can’t deal” into “I’ve got this”
Star Ingredients
Immortelle – cherished for its restorative, skin-supportive properties
White Willow Bark – historically used for easing aches and tension
Chamomile – gentle, calming, and grounding
Lavender – softens stress and invites relaxation
Nourishing oils + shea butter– deliver herbs deep into the skin for lasting comfort
How to Use
Massage a small amount onto your lower abdomen, low back, or any tense, overworked muscles.
Breathe deeply. Slow down. Let warmth and herbs do their work.
Ritual Tip:
Pair with a warm compress, cozy layers, your favorite “do not disturb” playlist, and a cup of Piss Off PMS Tea
Good to Know
For external use only
Avoid broken or irritated skin
Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease
If pregnant, nursing, or on medication, consult your healthcare provider
Quantity
PRODUCT INFO
Texture & Scent
A smooth, slow-melting balm with a warm, herbal aroma.
Scent notes include sage, ylang ylang, juniper berry, and clove bud—earthy, grounding, and slightly spicy without being overpowering.
Packaging
Packaged in a 2 oz metal tin—lightweight, durable, travel-friendly, and fully recyclable. Perfect for tossing in a gym bag, purse, or bedside drawer.
Shelf Life
Best used within 12 months of opening. Store at room temperature and avoid leaving the tin in hot cars or direct sunlight, as natural oils can soften or melt.
Allergy Notes
Contains essential oils and botanicals. If you have sensitivities to natural plant extracts, please perform a patch test before use.
Safety
For external use only. Keep away from eyes and mucous membranes.
Do not apply to broken skin.
Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
Sustainability
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Small-batch crafted
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Slow-infused herbal oils for maximum potency
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No synthetic fillers, dyes, parabens, or petroleum products
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Cruelty-free (always)
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Recyclable or reusable tin container
Energetic Intention
Formulated with grounding herbs and energetically protective botanicals to support comfort, ease, and embodied self-care—especially during cyclical shifts or stressful days.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
Due to the nature of handmade apothecary products, all sales are final.
For safety, hygiene, and integrity of the product, we cannot accept returns on balms, oils, sprays, or any personal-use items once they have left our studio.
If there’s an issue with your order, we’ll make it right.
If your product arrives damaged, incorrect, or defective, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo of the issue. We’re happy to repair the situation with a replacement or store credit.
Order Changes & Cancellations
Orders may be canceled within 2 hours of purchase as long as they haven’t shipped. Reach out immediately if you need help.
Shipping Issues
We are not responsible for packages lost, stolen, or delayed by the postal service. If this happens, we’ll help guide you through filing a USPS claim.
Allergic Reactions / Sensitivities
We list all ingredients clearly so customers can review for possible allergies. Because everyone’s skin is unique, we cannot offer refunds for reactions. When using a new product, we recommend patch testing first.
Questions?
Email us anytime at raven@blackmagicapothecary.com. We’re here to help ensure you have an amazing Black Magic Apothecary experience.
INGREDIENTS
Organic Immortelle Infused Olive Oil, Organize White Willow Bark Infused Olive Oil, Organic Lavender Infused Olive Oil, Organic Chamomile Infused Olive Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Beeswax, Sage Essential Oil, Clove Bud Essential Oil, Ylang Ylang Essential Oil, Juniper Berry Essential Oil