Mostly Feral Women's Hoodies
$45.00
Not tame.
Not delicate.
Not here to behave.
The Mostly Feral Hoodie is for women who’ve outgrown the cage — socially, spiritually, and otherwise. Soft on the outside. Untouchable at the core.
This isn’t loungewear.
It’s a warning label.
The Energy:
You know that feeling when you’ve done the shadow work, burned the old story, and stopped apologizing?
That.
Wear it to the grocery store.
Wear it to ritual.
Wear it when you’re one inconvenience away from going full female rage.
The Hoodie Itself:
Pressed onto a premium women’s fleece pullover, this hoodie delivers:
Midweight fleece with a brushed-soft interior
Relaxed, flattering fit
Adjustable drawstring hood
Kangaroo front pocket
Ribbed cuffs & hem for structure
XS–3XL sizing
It’s comfortable enough for everyday wear — but carries an entirely different frequency.
Colorways:
Each one hits different.
Goddess Green – primal earth energy. Moss-covered magic.
Perfect Plum – dark feminine. Midnight altar.
Comfy Grey – quiet threat. Subtle dominance.
Vintage Mustard – golden chaos. Unbothered and unpredictable.
Choose your mood. Or collect them like phases of the moon.
Fit & Sizing:
Women’s regular fit.
True to size with a fitted silhouette.
Want it oversized and untamed? Size up.
Available XS–3XL.
Care (Because You’re Still Responsible)
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not bleach
Treat it well — it’ll last through many transformations
Who It’s For:
The herbalist with sharp boundaries
The soft-spoken woman who will absolutely hex you
The mother who runs on caffeine and instinct
The entrepreneur building an empire in sweatpants
The one who stopped asking for permission
Mostly civilized.
Mostly patient.
Mostly feral.
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