Namaste Bitches Women's Tank
$25.00
Peace, love… and zero tolerance.
The Namaste Bitches Tank is for the yogis, mystics, and chaos queens who can meditate through the madness… but will still snap if someone cuts in line at Starbucks.
"It's a Venti Coffee"
Featuring a unicorn sitting in perfect lotus pose, this tank makes your inner sarcasm look zen AF.
The Tank
Pressed onto a Women’s Cool Racerback Tank — lightweight, soft, and built for movement and mischief.
Sleek black racerback
Breathable, midweight fabric for comfort during yoga, errands, or general chaos
XS–3XL sizing
Runs big — size down one for a relaxed fit
Why You’ll Love It
Unicorn energy meets your inner sass
Perfect for layering, yoga class, or casual “look at me, I’m calm” vibes
Soft, breathable, and movement-friendly
Bold text + whimsical graphic = guaranteed smiles (or double takes)
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not bleach
⚡ Quick Fit Tip
These run slightly big, so size down one full size if you want that classic racerback fit that hugs in all the right places.
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